The internet is full of weird people. Some will creep you out, and others may entertain you. While scouring the internet, I found stories of people who shared the strangest places where they had sex.
Some of the most common places were the fitting room and the backseat of a car. Nothing too bizarre. One person mentioned having sex in the backseat with other passengers. Okay, now we’re getting kinky.
An intimacy I found to be quite interesting was at a graveyard. I doubt that the couple were visiting a grave and then got turned on. They were probably looking for a place to have sex while driving around and then thought that nobody would observe them if they did it behind a tombstone at night.
One person mentioned having sex backstage during a live show. That person was the lead role, so I presume they wore a mic. Wonder if it was on while they were getting it on.
A tree was another place that a horny couple got off on. They were part of a training session, and they could hear the instructor while suspended above him.
Another place was a library. No details were given as to where exactly it happened, but I’m hoping it was behind a shelf. If it was in the bathroom, that’s nothing risky. But if it was in one of the aisles, anybody could’ve walked in on them. And that’s the fun part. Getting caught makes the sex hotter.
The produce department of a grocery store was the location of one couple that couldn’t wait to get home. Apparently, they were going at it during store hours. I’m not sure if a library or a store is riskier. It’s probably the library because the environment is quiet and containing noises is more difficult.
You never know what you might find in the McDonald’s playball pit. Well, don’t be surprised if you find people having sex because that’s exactly what one couple did. I presume they got under all the balls and went at it. That sounds like it was really challenging. I guess when you want it, you’ll make a plan and nothing’s going to stop you from getting nookie.
The strangest place that was mentioned was a tube slide. That’s hilarious. I wonder if it was at the top of the tube slide. It can’t be in the middle of it. How are they supposed to go at it if they’re sliding down? That, actually, would’ve made the story epic. One for the record books.
Let me know in the comments where’s the strangest place you have sex.
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